irony.wav: You know, it's a very interesting situation...here you have a job that can help you get girls, but you also have a realationship. But if you try to get rid of the relationship so you can get the girls, you lose the job. You see the irony?
lifestyle.wav: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man. We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle.
listgood.wav: Alright now, you listen and you listen good!
ltlnewman.wav: Newman: Jerry, i'm a little insulted. Jerry: You're not a little anything Newman.
menage.wav: You know..I don't know the exact pronunciation...but I believe, it's... menage-a-toi.
nipple.wav: I'm not sure, and,and correct me if i'm wrong...but I think I see a nipple.
punchface.wav: Like a punch in the face, the stench hits me. It's almost as if it had gained strength throughout the night.
spit.wav: The spit then splashed off the wrist..pauses in midair mind you..makes a left turn, and lands on Newmans left side. That.. is one magic loogie.
stench.wav: this is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even Superman would be helpless against this kind of stench.
samerica.wav: Jerry: Who goes to South America? Elaine: People go to South America Jerry: Yeah, and they come back with things taped to their large intestine.
I also have the full version of the Seinfeld theme. If you want it email me, and i'll be sure to send it to ya.
readinggood.wav: Adam: Geez, what's up her butt? Teacher: What was that Billy? Adam: I said reading is good...can we start the story now?
shampoo.wav: Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool? Really. (smacks bottles around) Stop looking at me swan!
squish.wav: Kid: Playdoe smell good. Old men:Oh he respects it. Oh gotta respect the playdoe. Smells like respect. It's squishy. It's squishy. Grandpa: He know's it's squishy! It's playdoe, of course it's squishy! what are you a moron? Damn, he's an idiot!
lotionsong.wav: (singing) Suntan lotion is good for me. You protect me te he he. Oh the sun tries to burn me, but you won't let it. Will ya? Ultraviolet rays bad, lotion good. (sound of squirting lotion) Smiley.
I also have full length versions of the Chanuka song, and Piece of Shit Car. They're kinda big, so if you want them just email me, and I can send them to ya.
